my-moonlight-us:

(Source: cat-lover-1001, via mysticaly-sparklez)

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

(Source: twitter.com, via nattoppet-dj)

mitochondrionion:

jontronshat:

pajama-zam:

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

(via happy-foram-queen)

happy-foram-queen:

queen-of-upshur:

menthol-drops:

impossblerose:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cephalotodd:

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

Why call it sludge when you can call it something more powerful

Snud

Not to be an asshole on main but man, I would prefer mud over this. (Photo was taken in Obertauern, Austria, 7th January 2019)

DAMN I heard of the warnings and shut downs of the ski slopes but jesus what have we become?! RUSSIA??!?